I am like so confused
So as I found myself home alone on Saturday night I decided to make it movie night. Now this particular movie night consisted of me, three dogs, and one movie(this story just keeps getting more and more pathetic, but wait it gets worse) So I watched a cartoon called Ice Age, The Meltdown. I love almost all animated movies,from the old school Disney types to the newer cooler types. Nothing better than Pete's Dragon and Finding Nemo... SOOOO Anyhow.. After I finished watching the movie I thought to myself, "Self, you have a very innocent and impressionable mind, is it true that Global Warming is going to kill all the talking mammoths?" I woke up yesterday vowing to becoming a greener person.. I would no longer drive anywhere, hitchhiking only. I will cut my electric bills in half by the end of the summer. I will buy a goat to eat my grass instead of using my gas powered mower. I will become a granola!! (only I will shave and shower daily)
Then I wake up this morning and find out the "father of climatology" says people are not the cause of global warming.. Wait I don't get it. Its like when my mind almost exploded over coffee, its good for you, it will kill you, its good for you, it will kill you. STOP THE INSANITY!! So I then went back in my head to movie night... and wait a minute, there were no people in that movie..Its true, the ice age was ending and my car wasn't there to help. I don't have to hitchhike, and face the threat of rape and murder after all. I don't have to make room for the goat on movie night! Thank God for my sharp mind and ability to read opposing articles.. I mean just think where I would be had my innocent and impressionable mind continued for years believing I was going to kill the talking mammoths? Movie pick for next Saturday: The Day After Tomorrow